A Verse to Winter!
At the end of each month, our team always seeks,
to select one big Nuisance, from the last four weeks.
It’s not that we are so quick with critiques,
We’ve just run out of marketing techniques. It’s usually a person, but not this time.
Although I admit, Hugo does come to mind
This month its winter we target with Rhyme
Enough is enough! Now cold becomes a crime. Billy Connolly says we have but two seasons,
June turns to winter, for no bloody reason.
Would a bit of sunshine really be treason?
How do I wear a kilt, without actually freezin’? Why even bother having a beach?
We love portobello but swimming comes with a screech!
And getting a tan? That’s quite a reach,
I’m paler than wisteria soaked in bleach It really must end and now Spring is in sight
But this winter’s chill never goes without a fight
How can I escape each long frosty night?
Perhaps some Nuisance would bring some delight.