A Verse to Winter!

At the end of each month, our team always seeks,
to select one big Nuisance, from the last four weeks.
It’s not that we are so quick with critiques,
We’ve just run out of marketing techniques. It’s usually a person, but not this time.
Although I admit, Hugo does come to mind
This month its winter we target with Rhyme
Enough is enough! Now cold becomes a crime. Billy Connolly says we have but two seasons,
June turns to winter, for no bloody reason.
Would a bit of sunshine really be treason?
How do I wear a kilt, without actually freezin’? Why even bother having a beach?
We love portobello but swimming comes with a screech!
And getting a tan? That’s quite a reach,
I’m paler than wisteria soaked in bleach It really must end and now Spring is in sight
But this winter’s chill never goes without a fight
How can I escape each long frosty night?
Perhaps some Nuisance would bring some delight.

 

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    Nuisance Summer Collection

    Nuisance Summer Collection

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  • Classic Mixed Case
    Artwork of nature where Nuisance drinks take their inspiration to create a natural, low-calorie, low-sugar classic flavour range of premium botanical soft drinks: bramble and rosemary; nettle and elderflower; mint, cucumber and chilli.
    Classic Mixed Case

    Classic Mixed Case

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  • Natural, low-calorie, low-sugar premium Rhubarb & Ginger botanical soft drink from Nuisance drinks.
    Artwork of nature where  Nuisance drinks take their inspiration to create a natural, low-calorie, low-sugar premium Rhubarb & Ginger botanical soft drink.
    Rhubarb & Ginger

    Rhubarb & Ginger

    Regular price £21.00
  • Natural, low-calorie, low-sugar premium Nettle & Elderflower botanical soft drink from Nuisance drinks.
    Artwork of nature where  Nuisance drinks take their inspiration to create a natural, low-calorie, low-sugar premium Nettle & Elderflower botanical soft drink.
    Nettle & Elderflower

    Nettle & Elderflower

    Regular price £21.00